I applied and even had a letter of recommendation from Mrs. Fredrickson. But, sadly, they declined to admit me. They said they had already filled their quota of Underwear Flashers for the upcoming class. Not to worry, though. I am a proud graduate of the world famous New York University of Artsy Schmartzy Stuff. Here’s my painting of a polar bear in a blizzard
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Did you see his eyes?
LOL!! Yes, such technique and brush control! Alas, true genius never does see the light of day.