[GregoTX]

I have never seen an assault weapon, do they look anything like defense weapons?

I have not idea what an "assault weapon" is, and I own many semi auto rifles.

But.... There is a rifle that shoots table salt... the A Salt Gun A Salt Gun (link)

That makes it "A Salt Weapon".... so that is close.

[GnL]

I just bought one of those things. Looks like fun. Thanks for the link! One day very soon it might be the only gun we are allowed here in NY.

[Taxbilly]

I can see Schumer’s point then, salt is bad for the heart.