Playboy playmate appears in Syracuse on charges of smuggling illegal immigrant

Syracuse Post-Standard ^ | January 15, 2013 | John O'Brien

[ConservativeStatement]

Syracuse, NY -- A Playboy magazine playmate appeared in federal court this morning on charges of trying to smuggle her Canadian boyfriend across the border last summer.

Colleen Shannon, 34, of Los Angeles, was charged in August with helping to smuggle Robert Skojo and transport him after he sneaked across the border by boat through the Akwesasne Mohawk Indian Reservation, which straddles the border.

[Hoodat]

Not Guilty

[Cicero]

Well, it’s not as if we need to bring more male prostitutes into the country. But I wish they would spend a little more time blocking the entry of millions of Mexican illegals, drug smugglers, and gangsters.

[PGR88]

I bet Mommy and Daddy are so proud of little Colleen.

[PhiloBedo]

She’s white, so she’s guilty.

Now, if it were Barry’s Aunt or half-brother, or some dork coming across the Mexico/Arizona border, then it’d be alright.

[jakerobins]

Whew! That's a load off my mind that our gov't is catching those sneaky Canadians trying to cross our border! (Esp. those Canadians that bring that illegal Maple Syrup) /Sarc

[massgopguy]

She’s a Balloon Smuggler!

[cizinec]

This thread is useless witho . . . you know the rest.

[AnAmericanAbroad]

Clearly not guilty. In the interests of justice, however, I sentence her to be spanked.

Young lady, report to my chamber immediately!

[OSHA]

AMBITIONS: To challenge my creativity through art, film, music and photography.

TURN-ONS: Vinyl, positivity, supportiveness, artistic abilities, sense of humor.

TURN-OFFS: CDs, negativiy, a bad kiss.

IF I HAD MORE TIME I WOULD: Lock myself in my room and spin more.

FAVORITE FOODS: Sushi, pizza, candy.

THE MOST UNUSUAL PLACE I’VE HAD SEX: A lady never tells.

[BuffaloJack]

If her front teeth were any bigger, she could be a rabbit.

[Adder]

She IS a bunny....

[DPMD]

Another postmodern idiot who’s never heard of marriage. There’s a message in that for the boyfriend.

[philetus]

I doubt if anyone really looks at the teeth

[Lazamataz]

TURN-OFFS: CDs, negativiy, a bad kiss.

LAZ'S TURN-OFFS: Illiteracy.

[lurk]

Just...no.

Natural blonde?

[ZX12R]

The bunny's mugshot.

[doorgunner69]

Doesn’t get out in the sun much, eh?

[1riot1ranger]

He’s just doing the jobs Americans wont do?

[Buckeye McFrog]

If she can’t figure out a way to sneak across the 3000+ mile Canadian border without getting caught, let the blonde jokes commence!