Posted on 01/18/2013 5:36:05 PM PST by WilliamIII
Running off at the typewriter. …
Thank goodness for Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o and his fake girlfriend, both of whom have been the genesis of some of the best comedic lines since the invention of Twitter. Here are the top 10 one-liners that fellow tweeters and I came up with this week:
•Now we know who was sitting in Clint Eastwood's empty chair: It was Manti Te'o's girlfriend.
Two people most disappointed Manti Te'o's girlfriend doesn't exist: (1) Manti Te'o (2) Brent Musburger.
Who has a better chance of being a starting quarterback in the NFL next year — Tim Tebow or Manti Te'o's girlfriend?
This just in: Sports Illustrated is reporting that Manti Te'o's girlfriend used to date Sidd Finch.
(Excerpt) Read more at orlandosentinel.com ...
Just like Notre Dame’s chances for a national championship she didn’t exist.
The SEC, real football, real girlfriends.
And real Heisman Trophy winners.
Just like the other famous Hawaiian, the girlfriends were fictitious. Except Te’o’s is a sports figure and the other is the President of the US who gets a pass at every turn by the MSM.
I remember finding Brent Musburger to be a rather tedious sports personality in the 1970s. What on earth is he doing still “working”? He’s 73 years old — no typo, 73.
Whadya mean? She wasn’t fake, she was a composite...just like this clown’s girlfriends...
Give the halfblack the pigskin.
We still bashing Musberger for saying that chick was hot? I don’t get it.
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