Our Royalty: Bangs Aren't All Michelle Obama And Kate Middleton Have In Common (NPR)

NPR ^ | January 20, 2013 | Linda Holmes

[eartrumpet]

Idiocracy not only predicts our future, it even predicts White House hair styles.What a genius movie.

[hal ogen]

The “Worst Lady” does it again. What a degenerate grifter loser.

[Moltke]

A few months from now she'll look like Cousin It from the Addams Family.

[jean michael]

That’s a hooker wig.

[jean michael]

That’s a hooker wig.

[444Flyer]

"That's a hooker wig."

From a Tarrantino film nonetheless.

[ridesthemiles]

New wig for the First Lard Butt.”””

Absolutely a wig.

A few months back here on FR, there was a pic of Moochelle and Barry getting off Marine One and walking into the White Hut.

She had VERY SHORT NAPPY HEAD of hair. So Short, you could cover it up with almost any wig.

She has a large number of wigs, and the ‘fashionists’ gush over every new one she wears.

Makes me wonder if she cannot grow long hair herself naturally, or if she has some sort of scalp disease which keeps her in 1/4 inch long kinky hair.

Either way, she isn’t a ‘fashionists’ like some people think. She is Boxcar Butt Ugly, IMO.

[servo1969]

Hey Ho, Lets Go
Hey Ho, Lets Go
Hey Ho, Lets Go
Hey Ho, Lets Go

They’re forming in a straight line
They’re goin’ through a tight wind
The kids are losin’ their minds
Blitzkrieg Bop
They’re pilin’ in the backseat
They’re generatin’ steam heat
Pulsatin’ to the back beat
Blitzkrieg Bop
Hey Ho Lets Go
Shoot em’ in the back now
What they want, I don’t know
They’re all revved up and ready to go

[1217Chic]

Thanks for the scarey chuckle!!!

[jean michael]

Sistah too lazy to do her hair.

[Revolting cat!]

Next thang that NPR will tell us is that both women’s first, that is native, language was Ebonics.

[linn37]

It breaks from all the abusive chemicals you have to use. My guess is she borrowed this wig from Maxine waters . She looks better when her hair is off her face IMO.

[a fool in paradise]

Ask yourself this question: How weird would it be if you changed your hair and it was on the news? No, seriously. Pull back from everything you know about celebrity and pretend it's about you. You change your hair. You decide, "Hey, you know what? It's been long for a while; what if I went a little shorter?" And so you go a little shorter. And then it is on the news.

I don't think it's that rare at all. Anytime Sarah Palin or Mitt Romney's wife got their hair STYLED (womyn don't merely get it CUT and that goes for Moochelle, too) or a new dress, the lavender mafia in the media came at them with the long claws.