THIS JUST IN As is customary, before the inaug, the Obamas, and selected Democrats, will worship together at “The Church of Whatever Works For Me.”
A special ceremony is to take place——with Democrats kneeling before the DNC logo-—and giving thanks that Romney was so stupid and easily duped.....a dumbo RINO who was used to having his lunch money taken by the schoolyard bully.
A breakfast of tacos and tequila will commence, then David Axelrod will do the Mexican Hat Dance on the Capitol steps attired in his serape and matching sombrero.
Followed by the ceremonial lighting of the Bill of Rights. This year Rosa DeLauro has the honor of striking the match.