[AnAmericanAbroad]

Way to go big on the first day of work.

As my dad always told me, “If you’re gonna f***k up, might as well make it a big one. No sense doin’ anything half-a**ed.”

[Inyo-Mono]

As my dad always told me, “If you’re gonna f***k up, might as well make it a big one. No sense doin’ anything half-a**ed.”

I guy I used to work for once told me "If you're going to steal, might as well make it a million bucks, you'll get the same amount of time in the slammer as for stealing $500.