Posted on 01/23/2013 8:09:29 PM PST by Impala64ssa
It's Monday, and an unnamed North Fort Myers resident is lying in bed relaxing after a hard day's work. Just after 7 p.m., he hears a noise coming from his roof — he thinks it sounds like thunder. He goes outside to investigate the disturbance, when he sees 21-year-old Gregory Matthew Bruni running on his house. Bruni leaps from the roof, tackling the man. Bruni is naked.
From there, Bruni runs into the house, hellbent on destruction. He sees a "large television" minding its own business and knocks it off its stand, the website Gawker reports. He then spies a vacuum cleaner. How do you terrorize a vacuum cleaner? You don't — you just empty its contents back onto the floor. That's what Bruni does. From there, things finally start to get weird:
Bruni then headed toward the couple's son's bedroom, where several guns were stored, so the man's wife fired three warning shots from a .38 revolver. The arrest report says Bruni fell to the floor - but then began pleasuring himself.
Police are called, and they apprehend a flailing, babbling Bruni only after Tasering him. Bruni is taken to a hospital, but doctors there say they can't identify what drug he is on.
Bath salts would be my guess.
This guy is lucky the wife only fired “warning shots.”
Randy Travis back on the bottle?
Ideally, I’d like to think that something like this could happen anywhere - but when I saw that it happened in southwest Florida, I thought “OK, that explains everything”.
It is long past time that we banned nakedness.
I swear it’s the water there :)
Terrible waste of ammo.
Nuff said.
says Bruni fell to the floor - but then began pleasuring himself
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Well, the last time I jumped naked off a roof and ran into a strangers home, I finished the day by ‘pleasuring myself’.
“This is my rifle, this is my gun” etc etc etc
Why do these things often seem to happen in Florida?
This only happens in Florida because it’s -15F in the NE right now and because “Things” get really small at -15F -—— :>)
Your typical Obama voter upset that the president isn’t moving fast enough to fundamentally transform America.
Your typical Obama voter upset that the president isn’t moving fast enough to fundamentally transform America.............................Not that many Obama voters in Ft Myers.
I shouldn’t...but I’m going to LOL anyway!!
This happened in my neighborhood... Good thing this didn’t happen at my house or this man wouldn’t be around to do it again...
Thanks, War On Drugs, for incentivizing the creation and use of new, poorly-understood legal-for-now drugs!
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