First, a lot of the obese people can’t read. Second, they don’t give a damn.
Then, if this is such a great idea, why don’t we label guns better to stop mass shootings and call it a day.
“Caution. This gun can be dangerous. Do not scratch your head with the barrel of this gun while your finger is on the trigger. Be careful to point this gun away from yourself while operating. Do not use this gun while unconscious. Do not stand on this gun while operating. Do not use this gun underwater. Do not use this gun to pound in fence posts, to mix concrete, as a cue stick, as a hockey stick, or to hit fly balls. Do not imitate Elmer Fudd while using this gun. Do not plug the barrel of this gun with epoxy. Do not point this gun into the sky while standing on the top of a hill during a lightning storm. Do not shoot this gun into snow covered cars. DO NOT use this gun on innocent children in schools.”
There. Got it mostly covered.
Attention EPA, notify the NEA that people need to learn how to read in order to make your proposal possible.
That said, the peeps wouldn’t care even if they could read.
stronger packaging of junk food to prevent opening will also curb Obesity.
If the imbeciles don’t eat what the government says they should, they should just restrict their ability to purchase more than the allowed daily caloric intake.
Do kids even do PE in schools anymore?
I remember as a kid doing push ups and sit ups, etc. every day and that was before we played basketball, wrestled, ran track, flag football, etc.