When was the last time you raised your voice?
Do you get upset with other drivers in traffic?
Have you ever shouted at a family member?
Careful! The wrong answer could deprive you of your Second Amendment Rights!
Elaine at the doctor's
Attendant : The doctor will be with you in a moment.
(Elaine looking at her chart)
Elaine : Difficult?!!
Doctor : Elaine, you shouldn't be reading that. So tell me about this rash of yours.
Elaine : Well it's, it's... You know, I noticed that somebody wrote in my chart that I was difficult in January of 92 and I have to tell you that I remember that appointment exactly. You see this nurse asked me to put a gown on but it was a mole on my shoulder and I specifically wore a tank top so I wouldn't have to put a gown on. You know they're made of paper.
Doctor : Well that was a long time ago. How about if I just erase it? Now, about that rash ......
Elaine : But it was in pen! You fake erased!
Doctor : All right Miss Benes. This doesn't look to serious. You'll be fine.
Elaine : What are you writing? Doctor??
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