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To: a fool in paradise

When was the last time you raised your voice?

Do you get upset with other drivers in traffic?

Have you ever shouted at a family member?

Careful! The wrong answer could deprive you of your Second Amendment Rights!

3 posted on 01/27/2013 10:19:39 AM PST by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: G Larry; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Elaine at the doctor's

Attendant : The doctor will be with you in a moment.

(Elaine looking at her chart)

Elaine : Difficult?!!

Doctor : Elaine, you shouldn't be reading that. So tell me about this rash of yours.

Elaine : Well it's, it's... You know, I noticed that somebody wrote in my chart that I was difficult in January of 92 and I have to tell you that I remember that appointment exactly. You see this nurse asked me to put a gown on but it was a mole on my shoulder and I specifically wore a tank top so I wouldn't have to put a gown on. You know they're made of paper.

Doctor : Well that was a long time ago. How about if I just erase it? Now, about that rash ......

Elaine : But it was in pen! You fake erased!

Doctor : All right Miss Benes. This doesn't look to serious. You'll be fine.

Elaine : What are you writing? Doctor??


4 posted on 01/27/2013 10:31:46 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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