[tanuki]

Bend, what would we do without you?

[Bender2]

Re: Bend, what would we do without you?

You are correct, tanuki. Without Bender, we'd just stand around... winding our watches--

Yeah, Leo, but Bendy is here and that means we can... shoot all the bad guys we want!

Yes, we can, Clint, and every day... I am thankful we have Bend around.

Bender is a nasty, nasty boy, BUT he is... our nasty, nasty boy.

It is without any doubt, Franklin, if we had had Bender in 1940... the war would have ended three year earlier.

If Bender had been my First Mate on the Pequod... I'd have nailed Moby Dick's lily white hide to the barn door!

No offense, Captain, but that is a little pea-picking... far fetched--

Just relaxe, Ward, Bendy is here... and he can be hard on beaver tonight.

Yeah, Sapphire tell me... the same thing every night!

[Bender2]

You know what is sad as can be? Of my post above... few, if any will recognize any of the characters in it--

I recognize all of them, Bend, but then again... here I am naked as a jaybird and deader than a doornail.