[Obadiah]

This is an outrage!

First, I am from the National Association to save the Clay Pigeons and Obama is inhumanely and wantonly killing these things!

Second, and now we know where all the ammo has gone and why no one can locate any. Obama is using all the ammo in this country to personally kill all the Clay Pigeons.

Now we know why federal agencies have been hoarding ammo! For all the hours Obama spends skeet shooting!

I am outraged I tell ya'!

[cotton]

Actually, he is a poor shot, and only killed two skeet, which of course the white house cook fixed for dinner. The other skeet he shot at but most escaped. Three wounded skeet where life flighted to PETA for rehab. Obama has apologized to the humane society for the wounding of the dear sheet, but says the cooked skeet, made according to a recipe often used by Lolo were excellent.