[Nachum]

It's fake, fake, fake. He's a crisis actor. Look at the fake tears. He's pretending.

Ach, you have it all wrong!

You have to bring out a few people like this to calm down the masses. Lull them into a false sense of security. -'see, here is a victim saying something rational and reasonable- -- now hand over all your guns too' No need for an inquiry here.

(See, Now there is the conspiracy theory)

[Uncle Chip]

BTW — Have you seen this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAw1hSIr7LU