Tell Swee Pea that the native americans came from somewhere else, too, they didn’t spring out of the ground
Wait just a minute. What about this theory. Native Americans are descended from a lost tribe of Israel that came across the ocean by boat about 600 B.C. to America, led by a Jewish prophet named "Lehi." They then got into a huge fight which pissed off God so God cursed them with dark skin. /sarc
And we wonder why the Mormon lost in 2012.