Well, I guess I’m packing up and moving to France then!
Stay where you are. At least you speak the language there.
"There have even been reports that Nicolas Sarkozy, the last President of France, is preparing to move to London with his third wife, Carla Bruni, to set up an equity fund."
The good news for your move ( :-) ) is that France has “free” medical care.
The bad news—it is “free” until they run out of money and start rioting. Unfortunately that is probably when you and many others are most likely to need medical care.
The Maginot Line is the classic French policy. Solve one problem with an incredibly stupid plan and create a much worse one.