Our half-white president, was watching the Shawty-Lo television special with his rapper friend the other night. The rapper, who many think is a bad influence, said to the president, "Yo, my (a word which white people unfairly can't say) prizzle, I was watching some youtube remix of a brother eatin' some dude's face, and I saw dat the white girls, they got asses now. I bet that's why folks is going black and then going back. Ain’t that some kind of reverse racism or something? Can you get our boy Holder on dat?"
Did I get them all?