[Iron Munro]

I woman that I work with ran out and bought a high-power rifle just after the CT shooting.

She would be well advised to ditch the evil black assault rifle and equip herself with a pair of Homeland Security Official Scissors.

[GladesGuru]

“I woman that I work with ran out and bought a high-power rifle just after the CT shooting.

She would be well advised to ditch the evil black assault rifle and equip herself with a pair of Homeland Security Official Scissors.”

In furtherance of “diversity” I will trade her a collection of scissors in many colors for that nasty, dangerous gun.

Embrace diversity - it’s a wonderful thing.

‘Specially when it makes possible trading scissors for guns.

;-)