1. There is no law that forces you into a relationship with a prostitute.
2. You don't have to pay a prostitute for years, or even decades, because of someone elses bad decisions.
3. When a prostitute takes a large chunk of your paycheck she doesn't pretend she's investing it for you and you'll get it back to you when you retire.
4. Unless you're that dude from 'The Crying Game' a prostitute seldom pretends to be one thing when trying to get your business then turns out to be completely different once you hire her.
5. Henry Waxman wouldn't have made any money as a prostitute.
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