Posted on 02/06/2013 4:55:13 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I thought South Dakota was the Sunshine State. California is the Wine State or the Grape State.
Mississippi is the poorest state in the union, and as things stand would just as soon stay that way, as freedom can’t be bought.
Forgot to add-plus, our status as low man on so many totem poles keeps the riff-raff out (as we define riff-raff)
It might be satire, but is absolutely true
Too late for that
Not Oregon...Summer came on a Sunday last year and if you slept in you missed it...You don’t sunburn, you rust. Oh wait...it’s too late they already ruined starting back in 1966 when I left.
Alligators everywhere!
ummmm... Here, there be dragons!
I spent the summer of 1965 in Portland. The weather was mostly sunny and quite hot. I imagine it's cooler toward the coast.
We live in a state where lib’s are despised and ridiculed. Lib’s stay away. Really...we despise you fools.
Nice work! Absolutely brilliant satire since it really nailed the truth about the intellectual blindness of many of the folks emigrating from California. I particularly liked this:
“It’s like, so trippy,” said Mary Peterson, while packing her favorite 18-inch statue of Buddha she bought in Mexico in 2006 while their U-Haul truck hums in the driveway. “We’ve voted as progressively as possible in every election since our twenties, and yet things are worse than ever. It’s, like, so bizarre.”
Effect, meet Cause.
Go ahead and come to Tennessee. But stay in Nashville or Memphis with the rest of the idiot left.
Because if you come to the saner parts of the state, like where I live, and try to “stop” things you don’t like or try and shove your “progressive” BS down our throats you will politely be met by a group of well armed people suggesting you leave. Albeit very nicely.
Californians! Don’t come to Canada - we’re still digesting your ‘60s effluent.
Yes, I know it was satire. But it does actually portray a real problem. Leftist are like locust!
I arrived here post Napolitano. How the heck did that ever happen?!? We have plenty to worry about, apparently.
Hell, that’s nothing. I just found out we now have these dang Kinkajous. They’ll rip you to shreds and leave your rotting carcass in the woods. Texas is pure hell!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinkajou
Do not bring yourself or your children to Texas. It is a sure death sentence. For the love of Pete save yourself while you can. Go to Arkansas, it’s safe there.
Fake, but true.
It’s the same with immigrants who move here from hell holes. They bring Sharia and collectivist beliefs with them and vote accordingly to recreate the same conditions they escaped from.
“Satire gone horribly real....”
How about, “Too close to the truth to be true” ??
As long as they don’t bring their liberal ideas to Massachusetts.
Oh,wait———nevermind.
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The Scatmans. Good humor.
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