Arkansas? Son you is misinformed! We got our own troubles here. Hogs! Vast herds of feral hogs with two foot tusks what kill everything they can’t eat! They is drawn to the smell of hybrid and/or electrical cars and the folks what own’em. Not to mention that state law requires that you must join the Babtist Church within 10 days of arrival. And that gangs of homophobic Arkies wait outside of Starbucks and Sushi joints to whomp the snot out’a anyone they can.
Nope, best to just leave us to our ignorant backwood ways and move on the Atlanta (y’all fit right in there).
Sorry Arkansas.
(See my 52)
Texas and Florida both think Arkansas is a much more suitable habitat for deserting California ‘rats.
That Clinton thing....