The Royal Oman Police (ROP) has warned members of the public against resorting to sorcerers to resolve any problems they might be facing.
Whew! Who knows what would have happened if not for that warning? I was just about to consult a sorcerer, but now I know better, the Great Cat be thanked!
I suppose they want a ban on magic wands with more than 10 charges, universal background checks on crystal balls, and registration of all flying carpets. Then they’ll have magic lamp buybacks.....