I am an organizing a SWAT for The Association of Montessori Schools. TOP SEC. We are raiding Moon Lake trailer homes looking for missing cookies and toys.
We did, as The Guru suggested, ask for the F-22 in order to take out the better residential district, where after all, the Montessori malefactors are liable to be holed up. Barry and Janet said, "No." (It seems the US Gov only owns 5 F-22s, and 4 are in the shop, with one on the way home from Superbowl). But they did send us armed drones.
” But they did send us armed drones.”
Arms they have, but before you sign for their delivery, give ‘em an I.Q. test - probably, they will be TSA rejects.
Democraps don’t lie as we all know. Buuuut, some times they tell less than the whole truth. Considering the fact that TSA employees are Fast Food Industry reject, those TSA rejects are likely to be management ‘challenges’.
Ask one if it is day or night and they will drone on for several minutes, such as “Why you akin’ me dat” - but in a slow, slurred, monotonous droning voice.
The Regime sent you ‘drones’. “Armed” ones, too.
OBAMA - SIEG HEIL!
Oops, make that OBAMA - Yes We Can!
Your organizing activites are commendable, and in the best traditions of American law enforcement.
One suggestion - why send in the SWAT team to recover the lost cookies and toys when you could simply nuke the trailer park from thirty thousand feet; or better yet, launch cruise missiles? ;-)