[Drew68]

Just say no. Is it illegal to lie to your health provider? Maybe not yet, but wait for single payer.

Who cares?

Just say "Yes."

"Do you have a gun a your home? Yes. Next question."

I'm not ashamed.

[IncPen]

“Do I have any guns in my home? Before I answer that, do you have any sex toys in yours?”

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Just say "Yes.

Doc, every bit of my home is constructed entirely of lethal weapons, knives, swords, crossbows, cannons, there's a tank in the garage and I'm rebuilding an Apache helicopter in my backyard.

Every door handle is a fully functional .45.