Imagine that. Humans are not mice.
NEWS FLASH!
Scientists agree to end use of animals for experimental subjects.
PETA is pleased.
Prominent scientists have agreed on a new laboratory protocol to completely stop all use of animals in all laboratory tests.
Two new experimental subjects were approved:
1. Lawyers(lawyers in all areas of practice are included).
2. Liberals(collectivists such as Democrats, commies, enviros, socialists, fascists, statists, goonion members.
Here, the Author brings to the readers attention the conflict of interest causing the Academented to exclude themselves from the above listed experimental subject pool despite the prevalence of rank collectivism in their population.
The scientists claimed their reasons were purely scientific. Animal rights based pseudo-philosophy was said to have played no part in this momentous decision. All scientists agreed upon three reasons for the new experimental protocol.
They defined the reasons for the new experimental protocols as follows:
1. The supply of lawyers is far greater than the supply of rats.
2. Scientists agree - there are some things rats just won’t do.
3. Unlike lab rats, scientists do not get attached to the new subject.
Now, you know the rest of the story.