Posted on 02/13/2013 6:43:15 AM PST by Sub-Driver
Matt Damon: ‘I will not go to the bathroom’ in an effort to draw attention to worldwide water crisis
‘The Rainmaker’ actor gets down and dirty by pledging to hold off from using the bathroom until the problem is resolved.
By Zayda Rivera / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Tuesday, February 12, 2013, 5:48 PM
Matt Damon is on an extended bathroom break.
"The Rainmaker" star declares he will not go No. 1 or 2 until everyone in this world has access to clean water and sanitation.
"In protest of this global tragedy, until this issue is resolved, until everybody has access to clean water and sanitation, I will not go to the bathroom," the actor professed in a comedic video intended to shed light on the 2.5 billion people around the world who lack access to these essential elements.
In an effort to draw attention to this serious issue, Damon approached it in a funny way, hoping the video will go viral and get a conversation started.
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In the classic struggle between the brain and heart versus the asshole, the asshole always wins; or didn’t you know that already Damon?
Prayers and comfort to you.
Saffie: Get through? Mum, you've absolved yourself of responsibility. You live from self-induced crisis to self-induced crisis. Someone does your hair, someone chooses what you wear, someone does your brain, someone tells you what to eat and three times a week someone sticks a hose up your bum and flushes it all out of you.
Eddie: Oh. OH... It's called colonic irrigation, darling. It's not to be sniffed at.
Saffie: Why can't you just go to the toilet like normal people?
Eddie: Is that what you really want me to be, darling? NORMAL? Some boring, old, normal, old, toilet goer, huh? HMM? "Where is mommy?" "She's on the TOILET." "But I want to go somewhere interesting and meet exciting people". "Well, she can't take you while she's on the bloody TOILET". Why, anybody can go to the toilet, darling, these days.
This idea has great potential! Maybe the politicians woulkd care to adopt this strategy too? Just think of the (explosive) possibilities!?
Any one taking bets on how long before he explodes LOL
This idea has great potential! Maybe the politicians woulkd care to adopt this strategy too? Just think of the (explosive) possibilities!? And it wouldn’t take long, either, considering how full of it some of the politicos already are...
ABFAB eh? colonic irrigation, eh?
my wife likes that show...
on a related note...QE 2 has been on the throne over 60 years and when asked, responded “ ...we are not amused”
ROFLMAO!!! That is too funny!
Wow, if they ever do a movie about the life of Stuart Smalley (Al Franken), this guy should be first choice to play the lead.
So, an actor who is full of it, intends to become more full of it.
Damon’s got a Charmin personality.
matt, why are you trying to one-up sheryl one-square crow?
probably took him this long to come up with what he thought was a good idea.
i am betting bag-style camping toilet, inside house.
no, that’s not your average bum peeing on that building in the alley, there...
Matt Damon, the new (tool, ass-face, sh1thead, etc) for Sanitary Justice.
Whenever I reach for the Charmin I say “Sorry Sheryl Crowe”...and years later it still cracks me up.
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