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Matt Damon: ‘I will not go to the bathroom’ in an effort to draw attention to worldwide water..
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Posted on 02/13/2013 6:43:15 AM PST by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver
In the classic struggle between the brain and heart versus the asshole, the asshole always wins; or didn’t you know that already Damon?
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posted on
02/13/2013 7:29:25 AM PST
by
WhiskeyX
To: Vermont Lt
Prayers and comfort to you.
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posted on
02/13/2013 7:34:38 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Republicans have the same policies as the Democrats, except for the part where they win elections.)
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
02/13/2013 7:48:42 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Sub-Driver
Absolutely Fabulous!
Saffie: Get through? Mum, you've absolved yourself of responsibility. You live from self-induced crisis to self-induced crisis. Someone does your hair, someone chooses what you wear, someone does your brain, someone tells you what to eat and three times a week someone sticks a hose up your bum and flushes it all out of you.
Eddie: Oh. OH... It's called colonic irrigation, darling. It's not to be sniffed at.
Saffie: Why can't you just go to the toilet like normal people?
Eddie: Is that what you really want me to be, darling? NORMAL? Some boring, old, normal, old, toilet goer, huh? HMM? "Where is mommy?" "She's on the TOILET." "But I want to go somewhere interesting and meet exciting people". "Well, she can't take you while she's on the bloody TOILET". Why, anybody can go to the toilet, darling, these days.
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posted on
02/13/2013 7:50:02 AM PST
by
Casie
(Chuck Norris 2016)
To: Sub-Driver
This idea has great potential! Maybe the politicians woulkd care to adopt this strategy too? Just think of the (explosive) possibilities!?
To: Sub-Driver
Any one taking bets on how long before he explodes LOL
To: Sub-Driver
This idea has great potential! Maybe the politicians woulkd care to adopt this strategy too? Just think of the (explosive) possibilities!? And it wouldn’t take long, either, considering how full of it some of the politicos already are...
To: Casie
ABFAB eh? colonic irrigation, eh?
my wife likes that show...
on a related note...QE 2 has been on the throne over 60 years and when asked, responded “ ...we are not amused”
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posted on
02/13/2013 8:04:16 AM PST
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Sub-Driver
The Rainmaker" star declares he will not go No. 1 or 2 until everyone in this world has access to clean water and sanitation. "Ha! Ha!...You so funny!!!"
To: Sub-Driver
Uh, maybe it might be better to change your threat, Matt. Perhaps holding your breath until you turn blue might be better for you. I KNOW it will be better for us.
What's that ole joke, Mattie boy? It's better to be a smart fellar than to be a fart smeller. From what you say, you're kinda stupid, aren't you?
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posted on
02/13/2013 8:39:24 AM PST
by
righttackle44
(Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
To: SampleMan
ROFLMAO!!! That is too funny!
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posted on
02/13/2013 8:39:58 AM PST
by
Jean2
To: Jean2
To: JoeProBono
Wow, if they ever do a movie about the life of Stuart Smalley (Al Franken), this guy should be first choice to play the lead.
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posted on
02/13/2013 9:04:56 AM PST
by
Waryone
To: Sub-Driver
So, an actor who is full of it, intends to become more full of it.
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posted on
02/13/2013 9:12:34 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Sub-Driver
Damon’s got a Charmin personality.
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posted on
02/13/2013 9:56:04 AM PST
by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
To: Sub-Driver
matt, why are you trying to one-up sheryl one-square crow?
probably took him this long to come up with what he thought was a good idea.
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posted on
02/13/2013 9:59:20 AM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: GeronL
i am betting bag-style camping toilet, inside house.
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posted on
02/13/2013 10:01:17 AM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Sub-Driver
no, that’s not your average bum peeing on that building in the alley, there...
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posted on
02/13/2013 10:03:02 AM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Sub-Driver
Matt Damon, the new (tool, ass-face, sh1thead, etc) for Sanitary Justice.
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posted on
02/13/2013 10:05:04 AM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Secret Agent Man
Whenever I reach for the Charmin I say “Sorry Sheryl Crowe”...and years later it still cracks me up.
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posted on
02/13/2013 10:05:55 AM PST
by
fattigermaster
(When tigers hunt, the jackals profit...when tigers sleep, the jackals rule.)
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