Well, one of the daughters anyway ~ ‘Miss Chubbs’ most likely. She’d like that captivity part anyway. imagine the plight of the enemy knowing this ol’gal was heir to $1 billion and depending on how she is treated you and your commanding officers are all going to get green cards ~ eventually!
Nobody would keep Meghan as a POW. They would toss her back within a week, after they got tired of her scratching her inane “blog posts” into the wall of her cell and constantly moaning about how great homosexuality is.
She’s like Chris Farley’s “Gap Girl” character, from SNL, only less funny and less attractive.
And, for the information of the captors, she is on record as being a fan of sex.