Posted on 02/14/2013 5:06:35 AM PST by wesagain
'"WARNING: The following story contains language that some readers may find offensive"'
The University of Chicago is leaving little to the imagination with its Sex Week schedule, as it hosts a number of eye-opening events that it promises will go “far beyond typical sex education” with workshops including “Great Oral Sex with Tea Time and Sex Chats,” “Anal 101,” “The Perfect Vagina,” “Sex Ed for Kids” and a play titled “Genitalia the Musical.”
According to the university’s official webpage, the oral-sex symposium will include discussion on “going down on men and women, techniques as well as individual differences and sexual health practices. Yes, expect tea.”
Another workshop, titled “Partner Acrobatics,” advertises that members of a circus will “teach you (and your friends) how to stand on shoulders and every other place on the body.”
“We’ll have a rope-demonstration where you’ll find that kink is really focused on consent and communication,” the college also notes.
The session titled “Anal 101″ is billed as a course on the “logistics and pleasures of anal sex.” It features lessons on “prep, protection, barebacking, etc.”
Other workshops will feature “hilarious” sex scenes from film and television, as well as a pornographic parody of the “Star Wars” saga. Axel Braun, director of “Star Wars XXX” and some 400 other porn films will even be on hand hosting one event.
The “Sex Ed for Kids” seminar asks: “How do we talk about sex and its related concepts of choice, gender, and .........
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From a “sick” state awash in filth, crime and unemployement.....this should help!..../sarc
The Chinese are studying physics and chemistry. The Indians are mastering business and IT.
And here, Johnny and Mary are studying.....
OMG!! OMG!!! ONLY GOD CAN HELP US!! We’ve lost our souls and our minds.
I remember when the anus was something your waste passed through, and wasn’t exactly a place to play around in.
The world sure is changing.
The endless ingenuity of creepy college instructors! Anything to get young fresh meat to provide titillating exchanges in the classroom — and later over drinks at a college bar.
So transparent!
Coming to an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL near you.
It’s just Higher Id doing what they do best.
In grad school, they move on to the ego.
Then they elect the superego to the highest office in the land.
I remember when your anus was a planet.
Well, I guess I can’t say anything.
Numerous times I have posted here about how worthless liberal run colleges and universities aren’t teaching kids any skills they can earn a living with......
while this might be a step in that direction, I was really thinking more of math and science!
The inmates are now running the asslyummmy FRiend. What was formerly up is now down. what was formerly white is now black. What was formerly right is now wrong. This is not happenstance. This was/is well planned in advance. Why? Because as a Nation’s population becomes more degenerate and perverted they lose their interest in freedom and personal responsibility. They become more dependent upon the Government [read slaves] for their existence and substance. Their desire for the Government to provde for their substace is that it relieves them of the responsibility of having to provide for substance,thereby allowing them to devote their entire enegeries to fornicating and using drugs. Therefore, they elect individuals such as obama to rule them because he/ she promises to take care of them. Since they now control the institutions of “education, expect to see their numbers increase.
How fortunate we are to have a Department of Education and teachers unions. Government schools provide students with the finest indoctrination that the taxpayers’ money can buy.
Your post reminds me of Rome. Unfortunately, our once great Republic will end up the same way.
If I could speculate on the mind of G-d, my guess is that He isn't pleased.
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The instructors are the children and grandchildren of LBJ.
It’s ok to wrtite God
this is K-12 in NYC and Kalipornia I bet
Graduate 1: Hey, man. This sucks. I went to the U of C and got my Masters in Masturbation with a minor in Cunning Linguistics and I can’t get a job!
Graduate 2: I hear ya. I’ve got an undergrad in S&M Theory and I’m working as the night janitor at a porno theater.
Chorus: What’s wrong with this system?
The Kama Sutra has been around since between 400 BCE and 200 BCE.
[Not really shocked, considering that porn has shown up even in cave drawings, great ‘art’ and literature, and has driven some of the developments in photography and video.]
Homosexual oral sex?
It’s ok to write [sic] God
I do that in deference to my Jewish family members and friends.
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Typical Home schooling drone. Doesn't bother to even read the first sentence: The University of Chicago is leaving little to the imagination with its Sex Week schedule.
I love the way you folks make yourselves look ridiculous.
For the thinking folks this is where you solve the problem. Get the crappy ones out of the colleges first.
How did we let this happen?? How did we, as a once Christian and God fearing nation, sink so low?
What’s absurd is these “educators” thinking anyone needs their help figuring out the mechanics of sex (normal or perverse). The apprenticeship system works just fine.
They could inform the young in their charge about new strains of gonnoreah that appear to be untreatable, as well as all the old standbys. Not avant guard enough?
Really none of this is surprising. These people don’t have anything on the giddy sexologists of the 70s-80s. Their denial of the demonstrated consequences of those fools’ counsel disqualifies them.
How many parents will pull their kids out of these schoolags?
Answer: none.
There's your answer.
I am more worried about minors than adults in college
You may be shocked to learn that people have been playing around that area for a very long time.
These courses are not required for graduation are they?
I wonder what the lab fee is for this class?
$100 per hour plus sheets?
Will they graduate “summa cum laude”?
Whoever came up with this idea needs to be run out of the country and sent to a muzzie country. That should about do them in. We send our kids off to college to get an education so they can make an honest (that means a decent) living and the colleges provide this crap. What a sick nation we have become! Worse, often times we as parents PAY for this crap. I want my money back.
Send someone over ASAP to clean the coffee out of my keyboard and off of my monitor.
It’s all in the communist plan to destroy America.
Nope. University of Chicago....
Where do you think elementary teachers come from?
Colleges are where the infection began. College campus's in the 60's
It's just a matter of time before it filters down to that level.
Welcome to our Brave New World, comrade.
I thought this was a school day. Why aren’t you teaching instead of FReeping during the school day?
Not shocked, I am not a prude and consider myself knowledgeable about many abhorrent sexual practices,just shocked that it has become so accepted now.
I am a product of the 50’s when asking a girl to perform fellatio was pretty risque. Today that is considered part of dating and anal sex is another form of birth control.
Yes. And after 4000 years of civilization the society that produced it is still a third world open cess pool.
CC
Exactly. We could seriously cripple the left/commies by canceling our cable; we could stop the indoctrination by refusing to participate.
That's too difficult. It's just too damn difficult.
17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers' associations. Put the party line in textbooks.
26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."
I do my planning before and after school, so my planning block is free. I also have transition time between classes.
Both my wife and I were born in 1950. I guess we’re just different individuals.
It depends. Did we as parents do our job? If so, then when they select their college elective courses, they won't choose nonsense like this. If they do, then it is YOUR failure as a parent, not the university's failure.
Perhaps this is vocational training. With degrees so worthless, graduates have to make a living somehow.
“Yes, expect tea.” How clever. When they call us tea-baggers, it’s a compliment!
Being on the Sex Week schedule where does one put that on a resume?.
I will further note, because I do not think it has been, U. of Chicago is a *private* institution.
Kinda makes me rethink public/private until cognitive dissonance kicks in. Koolaid anyone?
Great point - there are few things we can compete at in the world.....so I suppose spewing filth can save America?
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