Posted on 02/15/2013 8:29:20 AM PST by oxcart
...must dig deeper...
This was also a flyby but the earth and the small asteroid just happened to end up in the same place at the same time. LOL
Everyone, I present to you the rollup of the cause of the explosion over Russia this morning!
In 1908, an alien craft exploded at Tunguska, Russia;
The Roswell alien craft was a rescue mission for the Tunguska crash, but it in turn crashed in the New Mexico desert;
A piece of alien technology was discovered by the teenage Elvis Presley;
Presley turned it over the the Nazi scientists of Operation Paperclip;
The Nazi scientists reverse-engineered it and developed chemtrail technology, which in turn powers the HAARP array;
The HAARP array brought down the meteor at the request of George W. Bush, who remotely detonated it from his secret Skull and Bones lair beneath the campus of UT-Austin.
There, it all makes sense, The Truth Is Out There!
I said the same thing last night on Facebook. What IF?
Well it wouldn’t be the first time a Goa’uld mothership exploded in our atmosphere. Ive seen it happen on Stargate a few times myself.
You forgot about Harry Whittington, who was threatening to go public with all of this, and had to be “reminded” by Dick Cheney to keep quiet. Oh, you thought that was just a hunting accident, eh?
"Russian metorite reports caused by flying Imam, NASA says."
It was attracted to Earth by the giant black hole in North America.
Ehhhhh.....I shanked that one pretty bad off the third tee.
I spent a while last night watching shows on comets and meteors and disaster scenarios if one struck LA or San Fran.
Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined waking up to headlines about a meteor strike. It was kinda freaky.
Quick! Check to see if Nancy Pelosi and any brooms are missing!
Russians have a habit of keeping dash cams running continuously.
People in a police state do things like this, it is a a good idea to document EVERYTHING....
This should be the justification for NASA and Colonization of the solar system...
Because statisically it is one of the few civilisation ending disasters we CAN do somethign about and by doing something about it we cement our place in the cosmos for the next million years or MORE!!!
Everything is fine, no need to worry....
:)
Be thankful that the Cold War is over for we have a president who just might do what the Hollywood-commie-loving pukes did in the movie "Fail Safe".
To placate their commie heroes the Hollywood crowd had the President of the United States order an immediate nuclear strike on New York City. (At the time I think NYC had a Republican mayor and Obama probably would pick a Republican state to nuke.)
Bolide — learned a new word today.
Where was Soros?
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