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Yoko Ono Turns 80
Noise 11 ^ | 2/18/13 | Paul Cashmere

Posted on 02/18/2013 5:57:34 AM PST by SoFloFreeper

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I can't believe this is her at 79! Is this retouched? YOKO @ 79
21 posted on 02/18/2013 6:45:17 AM PST by Fawn (In a World of Information, Ignorance is a Choice.)
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To: knarf

79 and photoshopped like crazy, that is.


22 posted on 02/18/2013 6:52:07 AM PST by jdsteel (Give me freedom, not more government.)
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To: muir_redwoods
...that screeching drek the Ono hag turned out.

The one line from probably the one review I read of Ono's act at the time that still sticks in my mind is the venerable "She couldn't draw flies".

23 posted on 02/18/2013 6:54:39 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: SoFloFreeper
Yoko Ono Turns 80

How could anyone tell?

She has looked 90 years old since the 1960's.


24 posted on 02/18/2013 7:05:37 AM PST by Iron Munro (I miss America, don't you?)
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To: SoFloFreeper

So Yoko Ono and Linda McCartney were captured by cannibals in the jungle. Just before they are about to become dinner, the tribe’s chief asks if they have any final requests before they go into the kettle.

Yoko says, “I just want to sing one last time.

The chief then turns to Linda, who without hesitation says, “Kill me first.”


25 posted on 02/18/2013 7:10:14 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Can't believe she is 80

And I'm sure she looks just as good naked now as she did then...


26 posted on 02/18/2013 7:17:04 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: SoFloFreeper

Please, no photos!


27 posted on 02/18/2013 7:18:50 AM PST by Minutemen ("It's a Religion of Peace")
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To: SoFloFreeper
She not only has an angelic singing voice but she is also a talented clothing designer.


28 posted on 02/18/2013 7:27:02 AM PST by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Happy Birthday, ya scrawny screechy ole commie witch!


29 posted on 02/18/2013 7:32:36 AM PST by bigbob
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To: SoFloFreeper

Why has no one poster the joke?

Why is Yoko Alono like a spider?

They both can live off dead Beetles!!!
Thanks I’ll be here all week


30 posted on 02/18/2013 7:33:22 AM PST by shoff (Vote Democratic it beats thinking!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I was wondering why everything in the northeast was closed today...


31 posted on 02/18/2013 7:38:40 AM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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She has looked 90 years old since the 1960's.

I agree 100%. She reminds me of the ghost girl from The Grudge

((VERY scary movie))

32 posted on 02/18/2013 7:43:28 AM PST by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: muir_redwoods

Lennon put the old shag on Petula also,according to her anyway.She was pretty hot back in about 1966


33 posted on 02/18/2013 7:49:49 AM PST by Paddyboy (Roma Omnia Vincit)
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To: duckman; MomofMarine; JaguarXKE; ZirconEncrustedTweezers
duckman:I never did see what John saw in her.
I guess love is blind.
MomofMarine:...and deaf! And let's not forget DUMB!

the tribe’s chief asks if they have any final requests before they go into the kettle.
Yoko says, “I just want to sing one last time.
The chief then turns to Linda, who without hesitation says,“Kill me first.”

*SNICKERING*...

34 posted on 02/18/2013 8:18:22 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,spend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Ah yes...another limousine liberal with a net worth of 1/2 BILLION and plenty of time to preach socialism to the rest of us.


35 posted on 02/18/2013 8:24:44 AM PST by Baynative (Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.)
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To: skinkinthegrass

A couple of years ago I saw a truck that had a vintage Beatles bumper sticker on the window and below it was one that said “Still Pissed at Yoko”. LOVE IT!!!


36 posted on 02/18/2013 8:39:48 AM PST by Clintons Are White Trash (Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd, Medea Benjamin - The Axis of Ugly)
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To: Baynative

Frack you, Yoko.


37 posted on 02/18/2013 9:59:02 AM PST by getarope (Time for the repubs to grow some balls and STOP the Kenyan in his tracks NOW!)
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To: SoFloFreeper; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

Is she still recording? I’m anxiously awaiting her next 45rpm smash hit!


38 posted on 02/18/2013 10:03:15 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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39 posted on 02/18/2013 10:10:42 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: SoFloFreeper
Obligatory peas awaiting a chance!


40 posted on 02/18/2013 10:14:00 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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