We have no verifiable proof he ever went to school.
Oh, I thought we trusted him and just took his word for it. LOL! Yeah, right! You are correct for sure. Since we have no definitive proof, not only does it appear that he skipped all of his classes (don’t like to use the word class in the same sentence when referencing them), he may have skipped the whole university. Seriously, where are the ex-girlfriends/boyfriends (whichever) and why only a few dolts have come forward? And saying they kind of remember him. I could find someone that would swear they saw me on some campus somewhere. You used to be able to get pretty decent phony sheepskins out of the back of the comic books. ‘Cept this ain’t funny!