[muawiyah]

uncle chip, you know that's not the story. Abiles was just another of thousands of hispanic yout' who travel the highways and byways of Texas with chips on their shoulder looking for women to push around.

That's their way doncha' know.

This time he ran into a woman who was tired of it ~ witnesses report he tried to get in her car ~ she shot him.

The only mistake the preacherman made was describing him as 'white' ~ 'cause he wasn't. Crystal knew exactly what he was up to.

[zeugma]

Seems like we have two distinctly different versions of events. If it was at a service station, I gotta wonder if there is video. That would clear things up nicely.

[Uncle Chip]

I assume that you forgot the sarcasm tag for your post. If not it certainly deserves several.