Don’t worry, Obama will give you free health coverage if you move in with your gay neighbor.
I was talking to a young military wife about her life, and she was troubled because her husband had parked his vehicle on base next to a bazillion dollar tuna can. Three of the car’s tires were slashed. I asked how such could happen on a military base. She isn’t really sure, but she launched into a list of things. I guess that the barracks for single men is next to this area, and she says that the single guys resent the married guys because single guys in general serve more duty time than their married counterparts. I suggested that the single guys in the barracks marry each other. Problem solved. (as for the reasons that people slash tires of military personnel on base, I am outraged that this goes on. I guess it is a common occurrence there. But this has nothing to do with healthcare. hah)