BREAKING NEWS
Since it is Ridgewood NJ and there are woods around, Tony Soprano was called in for questioning.
When he was picked up Police found an arsenal of .45 Water Pistols, Glock Super Squirters WHICH, under NJ law, are considered ASSAULT WEAPONS, gallons of water and millions of BB’s.
Paulie “Walnuts” spokesman for the ‘Family’ said a stagement would be forthcoming after all the facts were stashed er learned.
what? No water balloons? Tony is slipping.