6) He vacations with Reggie Love as his special guest, separately from his wife and OFF LIMITS to the press. Hint hint.
BIZARRE: White House releases statement on breakup of Barack Obama and his boyfriend Reggie Love
The White House today issued a historic and unprecedented press release — where a male President of the United States has announced his breakup with a male staffer and longtime lover.
In the press release, the term “body man” is used instead of “boyfriend”, “lover”, “paramour”, “special friend”, “f***buddy”, or all sorts of other appropriate vocabulary. But, if you’re someone who hasn’t been in a coma for the last couple of years, you know the real deal.
Barack Obama is more like Elton John than the White House admits in the press release.
Elton John was married — to a woman — for a while a long time ago. The first time he sang “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”, it was with Kiki Dee. He hid who he really was, and how many guys he’d date, for a very long time; that was for the purposes of his career, no doubt.
And then, finally, when he accomplished everything he wanted to do musically, he came out of the closet and started throwing huge, fabulous parties all over the world with lots of hunks in speedos and sparkle, sparkle, SPARKLE everywhere. You just gotta love that.
If this marxist punk isn’t a closet fag then the sun doesn’ come up in the east