[Sacajaweau]

Just gotta squeeze this on the walls just right for this to work.

Probiotics may be in order.

[cripplecreek]

They’ll send a putty knife instead of toilet paper.

[tet68]

“Honey, I have to go.
You’ll just have to hold it, it’s only another 375,000
miles, and besides, I know a short cut”.