[BenLurkin]

Her daddy’s selling missile secrets to Red China has paid off handsomely.

[Memphis Moe]

“Her daddy’s selling missile secrets to Red China has paid off handsomely.”

Not so; as they used to say over at the Greyhound Race Track in West Memphis, “Chelsea Clinton is the biological daughter of Webb Hubbell.”

[dfwgator]

Don’t forget the proceeds from the Mena Airport Operation.