Posted on 03/17/2013 6:19:08 PM PDT by Kaslin
This will probably come as a crushing blow to Chris Hayes, (the legacy of Hugo Chavez is “complicated” donchaknow…) but it seems that the dictator may miss out on his chance to become a permanent national monument in corpse form. It turns out that the process to permanently embalm and display the now room temperature leader would take a bit more work than can be managed.
Venezuela’s information minister says the government has decided that the body of Hugo Chavez will not be embalmed for permanent display, as officials had said it would be.
Ernesto Villegas’ tweet Friday night says the government has discarded the option based on the advice of a Russian medical commission.
The message says the commission had said Chavez’s body would have to be sent to Russia for seven to eight months to be properly embalmed.
Well, this is about the most distressing news to come out since the Girls Gone Wild team had to file for bankruptcy. Without having the Chavez corpse to visit and look at, Venezuela may have to put in a socialist version of Disneyland or something. ( The It’s a Small World ride should be a real hoot.) But I suppose I can see why they went to the Russians to make the decision. I mean, they’ve got all of that experience with, er…
Anyway, I know you’re all totally interested in all of the science involved here, so let’s go to the video. Then you can debate the political and mortuary ramifications of… Naw. Just kidding. Let’s go with the Girls Gone Wild bankruptcy story. It’s probably more relevant anyway.
Probably likely. They should call Madame Tussauds in London and get a wax replica of the old bastard. And then go get the Billion dollars he pilfered from the people of Venezuela back as well.
Are you allowed to piss on it?
Hell, I only want to live long enough to take a wiz on Jane Fonda’s grave. Hope I make it long enough that I don’t have to do it from a wheel chair. ;~))
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i will carry you if I have the strength, it would be an honor for me to void together
Let the commie bastard decay into a puddle of hydrogensulphide in a pot and put it on display to reflect exactly what he was!
Chavez was born rotten. The mummifiers never had a chance.
Freeze dry him.
He always was jerky anyway.
So I looked in the yeller pages...
Signed up fer a complete body wax...
That ain't what they done to me...
Plucked me like a chicken, they did...
I'm so 'shamed...
Something is Rotten in Denmark,,,, I mean,,,, Argentina.
Next time they should admit that he died a month or more and not last week.
Sheesh, just get a plastic barbie doll that resembles Chavez and all the lefties will be visiting the mausoleum going “ooh, aah” at the sight of this dead fakir.
Just ask them one question — “Where do you think this guy resides?”
Whether they answer: “Heaven” or “Hell”, it only means that they believe in a higher Being.
Hell. put him in a blender and share his bodily fluids with he faithful followeres.
"I think we've got an eater."
A fine bottle of single malt Scotch (or even a couple 6-packs of Old Milwaukee) filtered through our kidneys sounds like a great day to me my FRiend. I look forward to seeing you there. ;~))
*barf!*
We could loan them Obama.
How do you preserve a large turd? Freeze it!
OR.......Just flush twice!
Not that I care one whiff about his pig slop corpse but why don’t the chavistas make a wax model of El Puerco with his commie fist salute as he stands with the parrot on his shoulder? Have it mounted on top of his grave for close, authentic proximity. No fuss, no muss with preservation issues.
I don’t care.
Tan me hide when I’m dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I’m dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that’s it hangin’ on the shed!!
Altogether now
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Is there a photo out there in cyberworld of Hugo in his coffin? Why didn’t they allow or at least have an official photo of him dead. After all they were going to embalm him anyway? Or was that just another convenient leftist lie for the sheeples to adoringly digest? I think so!
My dogs plop down Hugo Chavez and Barack Obamma clones in the back yard every day. I would be happy to send in a backup prop!
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