[jmcenanly]

If any organization ran itself like Congress, but using its own money, it would be bankrupt within a few years. It wasn't until 1994 that they audit their own books. How many other organizations use pages to carry documents back and forth, or to do other small tasks. The whole setup sounds like something out of Gilbert and Sullivan

[IbJensen]

How about the way they mince about on their toes referring to each other as ‘my honorable friend, or the honorable senator from Hackensack?

They need to get down and dirty and fight. Since we’ve got some old bags in the mix I think it would be acceptable for an enraged Republicrat to seize a Patty Murray and hit Diane Fineswine with her. Smacking Schmuckie Schumer around would be satisfying as well. As far as the simple Hairy Reed is concerned they should just depants him, shorts and all, then force him to walk around like that.