Wow! Well, in a city with so much free food, free love, free healthcare (provided by the city before obamacommiekare was imposed), the music should logically also be free. What’s love or a good meal without music, after all? Why should music be denied the lumpenproletariat and large welfare freeloading class? is there some sort of elite snobbism or even class prejudice in san fransicko these days, or what? Let’s let those talrnted (mostly immigrant) kids play pretty music for the masses. Free the music! Music for the people!! Up with music! Liberate the music from the elite snobs!
Are you crazy? The drooling masses cannot appreciate or understand the greatness! It is a worse crime to allow a filthy ‘commoner’ to enjoy such music. It cheapens it. Bach et all did not compose for street trash. They created for the educated, and far superior elites of their day. for our generation to sully their lifes’ work ...well, better to stomp babies and puppies.
The above was VERY close to what I was told. I added the babies/puppies. The rest? Pretty much word for word.