[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Are there women who would get such a picture and immediately think to themselves, “I need to get me a piece of that?”

I know that on a "first date" most women like to perform a short arm inspection to check of obvious signs of STDs. I've also noticed that when women undress a man, they almost always start at the belt buckle.

[Defiant]

You must not be too lonesome in Massachussets.