[dearolddad]

Subject: Sequester Package..
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Sequester Survival Pack from the White House. It contained a parachute, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a ‘Bush’s Fault’ poster, a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster, a “Tax the Rich’ poster, and an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my ass.

All directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon

[nothingnew]

You, or the gubbmint, owe me a new keyboard, monitor and computer! Throw in a free cell phone for good measure.

FMCDH(BITS)