Lemme tell you, if we’re ever in a collapsed building together you can be the point man. We’ll make the hole bigger if necessary. But if we’re on an airplane that has gone down, I’m going to be down that chute first.
Nope. Skinny people first. A skinny person can get through where I’d be hopelessly stuck. Said skinny person can go for help, find more tools and levers, remove debris from the top of the pile, clear obstructions that couldn’t be reached from behind with my lard butt in the way, and worst case if I can’t be saved, will live because they got out first.
Yep. Skinny people first, a skinny person is not as apt to damage the slide. If my lard butt tears the slide, I will be injured or die, and everyone who could have slid down first and live will be stranded and face certain injury and probable death jumping from the plane.