Some of Preston-the-Samoyed’s “Achievements”:
Jumped through a screen door at the sound of firecrackers (destroying the screen and the frame).
Chewed through a leather sofa. (I reupholstered it myself, burning out my industrial sewing machine).
Chewed Right through a 2 x 4.
Knocked over a 1965 Gibson Custom SG Electric Guitar, breaking the headstock right off...cost $350.00 to repair, and for the first time, it actually stayed IN TUNE for an entire gig!
Ate an entire bottle of 50 10mg Valium tablets, and was hospitalized for three days in a coma (never was too bright to begin with, but after that experience, he was just plain DUMB!)
He did, however, redeem himself during the Great Blizzard of 78. I hitched him up to a Flexible Flyer Sled and we delivered milk to folks who couldn’t leave their homes because of the snow.
My next dag after Preston was a MALTESE! LOL!
ROTFLOL
I don’t think I can beat that, although our wonderful dog did break a bottle of bleach and apparently drank some...guess not enough to hurt him cause he was ok.
we have our son’s dog, a smallish mixed boxer, female and smarter than all the male dogs we’ve had.