Candidate Promises Statue of Free Cheese in Norman, OK (NOT satire!)

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/candidate-promises-statue-of-free-cheese-in-norman-ok-t10908. ^ | Mar 28,2013 | Red Square

[expat1000]

If David Kempf wins the mayoral race on April 2, a bronze statue of Free Cheese based on the People's Cube design is going to be built in Oklahoma's third largest city, Norman. There's no reason why he shouldn't, since he just received our official endorsement, which he also announced on his website.

Our relationship started after we noticed incoming web traffic from David's campaign website. We traced the link to a section dedicated to Free Cheese. In a humorous way, the candidate for Mayor of Norman described his attitude towards free government cheese, which he defined as "the extraction of taxes from fellow citizens -- from one's neighbors up and down the street -- to support one's habit or business." In contrast to his opponents, who enjoy and promote many flavors of what they claim is free government cheese, David would like to focus on the essential services the government was contracted to supply, leaving the cheese business to the local independent dairy operators.

[expat1000]

[Free cheese can be found only in a mousetrap.]

[BenLurkin]

[mosesdapoet]

Want to make a difference ? You won’t do it preaching here Start your own vocal group Be your own precinct captain The piece below is designed to be printed up and passed around your precinct and your friends and neighbors as a (index sized) palmcard. On the face (REVERSE SIDE)or below the slogan you can put the name of the candidate you favor and the election dates...EXCELLENT FOR SLIPPING UNDER WINDSHIELD WIPERS ON CARS PARKED IN KEY PARKING LOTS CHURCHES, RALLY SITES....

DEMO-COMS AND RINO CRYERS
GOD DENIERS AND PREDACIOUS LIARS
ARE REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH INCITERS/
FIRST YOUR MONEY THEN YOUR GUNS
ISSUING DECREES OF MANY COME
DEMAND SURRENDERING CHOICES ONE BY ONE
INTO REGIMENTATION YOU MUST RUN
AND NOW THEIR ROBOT YOU’VE BECOME

It’s time to get government out of Our faces
Our religions and and Our pocketbooks

[Fiji Hill]

Free government cheese--or in other words, Welfare Cheese!

[JRandomFreeper]

I am SO going to buy a big rat-trap from the feed store tomorrow and do some creative art on it to display in the house, and as a training prop for my grandkids.

What a great idea.

/johnny

[mardi59]

WHAT....no crackers? Cheap scumbags!!

[optiguy]

Norman is our Austin here. Would love to see this guy win. Norman is the county seat for the county I live in. Outside of Norman this county still cancelled the Obama votes within the college town.