[lentulusgracchus]

After 4 years of indoctrination, these little jam-tarts could use at least 1/2 hour for an opposing view point.

Well, that tells us what Johns Hopkins thinks commencement is for. To smooth over the horrid incongruities of Socialist and Gay Movement propaganda, and to reassure the little dears that we do too care and kumbaya, we're all holistically hole-ists together!

I think the band should have played that old Spirit tune from the end of the 60's, "Have You Met My Uncle Jack?" to put things in the spirit of the occasion.

[lentulusgracchus]

On second thought, I think the name of the tune was just "Uncle Jack". But I quoted the first line.