[dfwgator]

This Just In: Encouraged by Sanford’s Win....John Edwards has announced he too plans a political comeback.

[Mamzelle]

good one--and don't forget that Edwards was born in Seneca. We can really produce them.

I think this irony with our new splendid strumpet deserves a song....

We thought mark was striding manly up along the Appalachian Trail

Only to find that really he was sniffing Argentinian Tail

When he should have been next to honest Jennie, faithfully a snorin'

Turns out that governor Mark Sanford had really gone a whorin'

[Lakeshark]

This just in: Anthony Wiener moves to SC, will challenge Sanford in showdown to prove who can be the biggest ass in congress.