Read today that Mark has asked Jenny to run this campaign. That's how ghastly/stupid/insane is Mark Sanford. I read an article on HuffPo about how Sanford has done nothing but loll on the beach and fornicate, waiting for this opportunity to return to the limelight and the public payroll, waiting for the public to validate his cruelty by voting him back into office and maybe throwing him a "Adultery Celebration" party.
Stephen Colbert is from the same area as Sanford, and this is the district of his family and you can be sure all the resources of Media Matters, the Daily Show, Huffpo, are going to be drooling to bring down Mark and raise up Colbert's sister.
And I believe that those same forces help Mark win the primary. They have reams of video of Sanford sobbing out his lust for the trashy slut, and you can believe the whole country will be screaming with laughter, tears of malice running down their faces.
Remember his press conference? Well, you don't need to remember. You'll be seeing it soon. Mark was on MSNBC today or yesterday, with his sorrowful spaniel eyes making jokes about his pet pig getting barbecued. Everyone on that network was being so *nice* to Mark....fattening him up for his own barbecue.
Mark only lives to break hearts and disappoint. Now he's got the long knives after him. Time to pop the popcorn.