[Kenny Bunk]

Easy, Hoss.

We ain't droppin' no nukes on NORKO. Check ya map. It's right next to SOKO and we don't want to fry, or even singe our pals.

The best strategy here would be to drop pizza, ham sandwiches, and ice cream bars behind the NORKO lines. That should disrupt their attack!

[varyouga]

This is a cult comprised of millions of people willing to die for their leader. Brainwashed and selected for obedience for generations. They would automatically reject any direct gesture from the outside world.

Any light attack or direct provocation(including “food propaganda”) will result in full artillery attack on the south. In 2010 they fired almost 200 shells at civilians after a SK shell supposedly landed in their water during training. Now imagine if we take action and still allow them the capability to retaliate.

If we wait, they will hold the world hostage with an orbiting nuke or bring something nasty across our border. The safest solution is to instantly carpet bomb the border region north of the DMZ without warning. Conventional bombs close to SK and nukes further away. Nukes only because I doubt we have enough conventional bombs to take care of it

[PastorBooks]

“The best strategy here would be to drop pizza, ham sandwiches, and ice cream bars behind the NORKO lines.”

The Norks already thought of that. The people have been brainwashed to believe that anything that falls from the sky — even leaflets — has been poisoned and will kill them if they even touch it.

[Sir Napsalot]

Or, we could drop Michelle to tell them to eat more greens and move about, or something like that.