BAN ALL KNIVES! THEY ARE A DANGER TO OUR KIDS!/SARCASM LOL
Must take shoelaces and go on garroting rampage now.
See final segment. Imagine how horrible it would have been if he had had a knife. It wouldn’t jam up, and he wouldn’t have accidentally stabbed himself in the foot. No, knives are much worse than guns.
BAN ALL KNIVES! THEY ARE A DANGER TO OUR KIDS!
Actually, libs aren’t saying that. They are saying nobody was killed and are saying imagine what would have happened if he used a gun instead of a knife.